imma steal yo girl
Jokes on you, I don’t have one.
imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
BEST WICKED EXPERIENCE
So my friend and I got to Wicked a few minutes late, and if that wasn’t bad enough, our seats were messed up. Some people in our row thought it was a good idea, AT A SOLD OUT SHOW, to take up an extra seat for their coats. That meant I sat in our actual seat and my friend had to find an empty one somewhere else. Well, at intermission, a manager felt bad and kept apologizing even though it obviously wasn’t his fault. For our troubles, though, MY FRIEND AND I GOT TO WATCH THE SECOND ACT FROM ORCHESTRA BOX B. DO YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE THAT IS. I WILL NEVER BE THAT CLOSE TO WICKED EVER AGAIN. IT WAS BEYOND PERFECT AND I AM SO GLAD THOSE PEOPLE WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE UP AN EXTRA SEAT.
It’s funny that the Great Gatsby won an Oscar for best costumes because Leo’s clothes literally won an Oscar before he did
It’s like boys are oscars and I’m Leonardo dicaprio