an actual conversation i overheard on the train

  • person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
  • person 2: what? why?
  • person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
  • person 2: omfg

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via hashtag-al0ne)

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass, via hashtag-al0ne)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

(via katebbishop)

trufflemores:

"I got him a seat tonight." 

Right in the heart.

(via fearlessly--and--forever)

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

(via myprettyconfessions)

Timestamp: 1398218451

castiels-mind-tardis:

pantheos:

just-a-skinny-boy:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

get out 

(via csbninja)

Timestamp: 1398218414