an actual conversation i overheard on the train
- person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
- person 2: what? why?
- person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
- person 2: omfg
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary
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Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.